Terrible Drivers

Never thought I would actually post a rant on here, but I am truly pissed off today so here goes...
 oh yeah, and this is why I road rage like crazy.
   please excuse me for my vulgar language.

This morning I was going to school and was almost hit by a car on my left. This stupid driver was driving into my lane. Sad thing is, HE WASN'T EVEN USING HIS PHONE OR MULTITASKING IN ANY WAY. Clearly, he sucks at driving. I had to honk the shit out of him in order for him to realize he was driving in the middle of two lanes and that his car was like an inch away from mine. Also, this reminded me of this person who was reading a book while driving a week or two ago. He ALSO was driving in the middle of two lanes. WTF.

Okay now I am on my way to the Spectrum from school and GUESS WHAT??? I'm on the right lane once again and during the intersection, this STUPID STUPID STUPID driver decides to BUTT INTO MY LANE WITHOUT FLASHING THE RIGHT LIGHT SIGNAL. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON COMING INTO THE RIGHT LANE???? ITS NOT LIKE THERE IS A RIGHT TURN FOR YOU ANYTIME SOON. AND THERE ARE NO FUCKING CARS IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE LEFT LANE EITHER. I swear I almost hit that fucking stupid driver's car since there was only like 5 feet of space between me and the car in front when he started butting in. Again, I honked the shit out of that driver.

The same DAMN thing happens when I exited Irvine Center Drive on the off ramp!!

Hi assholes who are turning left and trying to make an immediate right turn after that !
STAY ON THE RIGHT OF THE LEFT TWO FUCKING LANES IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A RIGHT TURN IMMEDIATELY.  D:< DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE TRYING TO BUTT INTO THE LANE THAT I AM ON AND WHYYY IN FRONT OF ME??? THERE IS CLEARLY NO ROOM FOR YOU.    -__- 

Okay so I delivered my boyfriend lunch today and this dickface honked at this lady who was already halfway backed out. That pissed me off even more!!! WHAT A DICK!!! What was worse was that after she backed out, he drove up to her and glared/yelled at her. Okay the what the FUCK did she do wrong??? that dickhead does not deserve a car.

I'm sorry. I'm super mad right now.
Here is a list of things that piss me off on the road:

1. Drivers who drive on the fast lane that are going 50MPH or slower. Stay out of the fast lane damnit.
2. Drivers who leave huge ass gaps in-between their own car and the car in the front that cause traffic. I mean like HUGE HUGE GAPS. Like you can probably fit 7 cars in that gap.
3. Drivers who keep braking to cause traffic.
4. Drivers who run the on ramp red lights.
5. Drivers who zoom past stop signs
6. Drivers who can't tell that they are clearly 4th in line to go at the stop sign and decides to go first.
7. Drivers who don't understand the right of way.
8. Drivers who refuse to turn right on the red lights that allow you to turn.
9. Drivers who decide to brake when the lights turn yellow WHEN THEY ARE IN AN INTERSECTION. that one is just like what the fuck ok.
10. Drivers who do not wait for other drivers who are already half-way backed out of the parking spot. Can you just please wait until they get out? Do you HAVE to zoom past them? jeez
11. Drivers who hit and run
12. Drivers who completely stop their car when they are merging.  -__-???
13. The amount of people who do not know how to drive once it starts raining. LOL
14. Drivers who don't let pedestrians cross the road.
15. Drivers who cut me off
16. Drivers who don't know how the roundabout works
17. Drivers who decide to get into a different lane, but then will sit there with their blinker lights on and hold up the traffic until someone lets them over.

Lastly, if you love driving under the speed limit,  STAY OUT OF MY WAY.